Beware the Ides of April

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If there were ever a day and a moment for domestic terrorism, it is today. 2014 You know: Ted Nugent’s “Fedzilla” is outta kontrol n must be attacked, a gazillion Gomers and Jethros are tellin’ their trusty firearms, lovingly named.

Bundy Ranch ‘Militia’ Considered Using Women As Human Shield
Dylan Scott / Talking Points Memo

 It appears that the anti-government activists protesting the Bureau of Land Management’s actions against a Nevada cattle rancher were considering using women as a human shield if a gun battle had erupted during the standoff [sic] ….

If you are a government worker, be particularly wary today. Continue reading

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Short and Sweet for the Quisling

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Ragging for Rupert; Mealy-mouthed for
Murdoch; Asinine for Ailes

Sour Grapes from the Conservatard Princess:

Sharyl Attkisson Slams CBS News, Obama Admin’s ‘Chilling Effect’ on Reporting
Evan McMurry / Mediaite

Sharyl Attkisson, an investigative reporter who recently resigned from her post at CBS News, took shots at both her former employer and the Obama administration on Media Buzz Sunday morning  …

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What’s the Matter with Kansas?

UPDATED BELOW

According to BuzzFeed and PornHub, Kansas watches the most porn in the land.

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They want to make various idiotic points about this that hold no journalistic water, and, as a result, are TOTALLY within BuzzFeed’s usual reporting penumbra — emphasis on ‘numb.’

Who Watches More Porn: Republicans Or Democrats?
Let’s take a look at the body politic, shall we? Turns out that porn is a highly accurate predictor of presidential politics.

posted on April 11, 2014 at 11:23am EDT
by Ryan Broderick
BuzzFeed Staff

Pornhub’s data team split the country into red and blue states—based on the 2012 election—and then took the total number of pages viewed per state and divided that by the population….

It is NOT “highly accurate.” In fact, it’s a journalistic abomination. Over one third of voters are now “independents” (a term meaning “I’m so stupid that I ace myself out of voting in primaries, where candidates are actually chosen, and I can have the most effect”) and, as a result, the whole conceit is intellectually bankrupt.  But …

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A Low News Day

Ho hum. Nothing to talk about in today’s news. A whole bunch of stuff is just to the boiling point, but nothing has yet boiled over. Crimea, GOPs, the new “standoff” in Nevada that the Right wants to turn into Ruby Ridge II.

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Kathleen Sibelius resigned (but that had been announced long ago; even before the election, IIRC) as director of Health and Human Services:

Health Secretary Resigns After Woes of HealthCare.gov
 Michael D. Shear / New York Times

WASHINGTON — Kathleen Sebelius, the health and human services secretary, is resigning, ending a stormy five-year tenure marred by the disastrous rollout of President Obama’s signature legislative achievement, the Affordable Care Act.

And I salute her, both as a great governor of Kansas and as HHS Secretary during one of the most critical and difficult periods in the history of that Department. “Botched rollout” will fade and she ought to be remembered well, and not, as now, scapegoated.

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The GOP Gets the IRS Vapors. Again. Part 684

They are idiots, of course. And, of course, they are lying. But this nonsense will exercise its Skinnerian Conditioning on all of Pavlov’s little foxes, and it will be “fair and balanced news” to them. Again.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. Return brain to cranium. Reseal.

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Seriously. Give us SOMETHING that can be exaggerated.

Benghazi. IRS. And there was another pillar on the stool of GOP pretensions.  Oops. Continue reading

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Are You XPerienced?

Well, if not, the operating system is dead to Microsoft, as of today.

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Only problem? 20-30% of all PCs still run it. (Forgive the writer below) The BBC reports:

Windows XP users face end to Microsoft support By Mark Ward 7 April 2014

Support for the venerable Windows XP operating system ends this Tuesday.

It means that there will be no more official security updates and bug fixes for the operating system from Microsoft.

Some governments have negotiated extended support contracts for the OS in a bid to keep users protected.

Security firms said anyone else using the 13-year-old software would be at increased risk of infection and compromise by cyber-thieves.

Statistics suggest 20-25% of all users have stuck with XP despite the fact that there have been three major releases of Windows since its debut in 2001.

Some of those existing XP users have struck deals to get security fixes from Microsoft while they complete their migration away from the ageing code.

The UK government has signed a £5.5m deal for extended support. Similarly the Dutch government has signed a “multi-million euro” deal to obtain help for the 40,000 PCs running XP used by the nation’s civil servants.

Anyone currently running Windows XP already faced a disproportionate risk of falling victim to malware, said Dave Emm, a senior research analyst at security firm Kaspersky….

[Or, you can read the seemingly-plagiarized version HERE.(and by plagiarized, I mean word for word, with a little stapled to the end and the clear implication that it was written by the author at the bottom). She may be a "wanna-be writer" but she may well be an honest-to-gosh plagiarist.]

But just for argument’s sake, let’s assume the lower numbers. That’s STILL one in five desktop computers in the damned world! Good Lord.

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Ignoring Obama to Death

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How great is it that we live in a country SO devoid of problems, issues and news that we can IGNORE the upcoming off-year elections to endlessly masturbate over an election two and a half years in the future? Even CSPAN is running a “ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE 2016″ series of video toilet paper.

Today, this dominates the blogosphere, because, of course, Syria, Israel, Crimea, North Korea and the plane junk allegedly in the South Seas BORE us. Better to deal with an unknowable future (can you say “National Debt”?) than address a nation in the icy grip of a GOP-stymied recovery after a GOP-enabled financial meltdown. And now this:

Jeb Bush to make decision on 2016 by the end of this year
Ed O’Keefe / Post Politics

Former Florida governor Jeb Bush said Sunday that he will base his decision on whether to run for president in 2016 on whether he thinks he can mount a campaign that would transcend the modern-day mechanics of such a run.

Bush, the second-oldest son of former president George H. W. Bush and younger brother of George W. Bush, spoke at an event marking the 25th anniversary of his father’s presidency at the library and museum that bears the patriarch’s name. The event was closed to reporters, but moderated by Fox News anchor Shannon Bream and portions of the event were later broadcast on the Fox News Channel….

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