Yup. Old Paul Jacob — World’s Dumbest Felon™ — is in Reno, at a “Conservative Leadership Conference” pretending he’s either a political prisoner, a cause celebré, or seemingly “Rocky.”
A member of the “Oklahoma Three,” there is no indication as to who’s playing the washboard OR the jug.
More to come, but if nothing else, take a look at the picture, and read the smarmy caption.
I, meantime, am the Easter Bunny — what color would you like your eggs?
Courage.
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Jabberwocky
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, hast though slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
2 Comments
17 October 2007 at 11:49 pm
I’m a paid member of Paul’s staff, and I troll websites posting comments like this.
21 December 2007 at 6:42 am
[...] Jacob’s “buddies” in the conservative movement, carefully cultivated over the years are writing about the “Oklahoma Three” and there’s a “Free Paul Jacob” website, even though the weasel hasn’t even been incarcerated! [...]
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