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Dateline: Dearborn, Michigan
October 30, 1902
SMITHY HONOREES ANNOUNCED
The Greater Detroit Amagamated Blacksmiths’ Guild honored one of its own last night, as the “Blacksmith of the Year” awards were held at McGinty’s Wagon Shop of 688-692 Mack Avenue, in honor of Will McGinty’s retirement.
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Our Top Ten (or so) Postings- The American Century 23 March 05
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- America At Its Worst (parts i and ii) 3 Aug 06 (The entire Howie Rich Series is HERE) (basis of Omaha World Herald exposé)
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Evidently you CAN fool some people all the time
Three Webrings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.
One Webring to rule them all,
One Webring to find them,
One Webring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.(with apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien)
his vorpal sword- Playing Lunar Catch UpThe new space race is on. Just remember: a base at the south pole of the moon* will be the "Rock of Gibraltar" of the solar system for several centuries to come. Whoever gets a base there first will have a huge strategic advantage over the other nations of Sol-3....
- Hart Williams Presents, Friday the 13th Ed.In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. – H. L. Mencken
- Fort Hood Memorial: Notes from the PreambleAnd while the racists slash religious bigots gleefully masturbate with the blood of our slain soldiers, screaming, "It's JIHADIS!" and meaning "all Muslims" since they cannot tell the difference, the memorial service played on.
- Our Groovy Festival of HateI really don't care how fucking tragic Nine Eleven was for you, if the consequent deaths of (I'll lowball the hell out of it) 300,000 OTHER innocent human beings of all nationalities and the deaths of more than 4,000 of OUR troops -- which comprise Americans of ALL nationalities -- isn't equally tragic to you. They had moms, dads, sisters, bro […]
- Oh … Dear … Ghod …The racism and anti "Jihadist" stuff started five minutes after the shootings were sketchily announced on teevee. And watch for Dickie Boy Cheney to shoot his pathetic little wad this week, as well. Just sayin'. And Michelle Malkin evidently had a "terror" orgasm so intense that she pissed all over herself.
- MSNBC Gets Astroturfed AgainSeriously: Country and Western entertainers routinely tour to larger crowds with more tour buses, and CNN doesn't breathlessly report where their damned buses are. When was the last time that CNN reported on the whereabouts of Willie Nelson's bus?
- FreedomWorks and their Oregon FranchiseesIn Part I ["Freedomworks’ Little Frankenstein Lab: Oregon" 31 October 2009], we learned that FreedomWorks has been extraordinarily active in Oregon (a smallish state on the West Coast, population approx. 3 million) for many years now. And we learned that in FreedomWorks’ 2008 tax return, their highest paid outside contractors were in Oregon, […]
- November in the MoronosphereSeriously. How often does one hear the unreconstructed imbecile GOPper dittohead bellow AGAINST capitalism? Worse, he even piles on, screeching that OTHER PEOPLE ARE MAKING MONEY, TOO!
- No Souls DayBut, in this whole New York House District 23 bloodbath, has ANY BODY NOTICED THAT IT'S NONE OF OUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS WHO THEY SEND TO CONGRESS TO REPRESENT THEM!??!?!? In the midst of all this "freedom" bullshit, how come we don't get to choose our own representatives ..?
- Freedomworks’ Little Frankenstein Lab: OregonThe "initiative" process, pioneered by Oregon in 1904, as a means of stopping corrupt and bribed legislators stalling needed reforms has been co-opted by the corrupters and bribers to STOP the Oregon legislature from making needed reforms.
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Jabberwocky
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back."And, hast though slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
