When you’re surveilling American citizens, “just because,” and you’ve got the Monday Night Football Game on ESPN, you want a beer that’ll give you a nice buzz without the bloat.
This one’s for you.
And remember to get Cialevitriagra™ for those times when, well, you know. “It’s the quicker pecker-upper!” She’ll thank you for it.
Look for the little teal and puce pill.