Monthly Archives: February 2008

Corrections Department

The Esteemed John Cole inadvertently misspeaks today in Balloon Juice, when he writes: Make Her Go Away … Queue the Hillbots to tell me this is just an anonymous smear against Hillary. Whoops! A “queue” is a line that you’re … Continue reading

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Bill Buckley in Hell

Since, as we know, Astrology™ is demonically inspired, nothing could be more apropos to analysis of William F. Buckley’s death vis a vis cycles of Pluto, named after the lord of the Underworld. (Or, Hell, where he undoubtedly is at … Continue reading

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Hillary Wins Friends & Influences People

How To NOT Get Elected 101: When you open a debate, make sure you hurl childish and immature accusations in a whiny, paranoid and kindergarten manner.

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Anybody Seen A White Whale?

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If Candidates Were Telephones

John McCain

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Ralph Nader, Our New Harold Stassen

Why won’t he go away and leave decent people alone? In the least surprising, most pathetic development of the 2008 campaign season, fading contrarian whore Ralph Nader — the best friend that “corporatists” ever had — has entered the presidential … Continue reading

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Suppose They Launched a Swiftboat and Couldn’t Make it Float

The swiftboating of Obama has been the blood sport of the week. Disgustapating, to quote Popeye. What’s worst of all? It’s all TRIVIAL BULLSHIT. Not a substantive argument in a truckload. Just a lot of minor, petty, Pecksniffian bullshit.

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ABC Blog Censors Obama’s Accomplishments

I happened to make a comment on an ABC blog, by alleged ‘reporter’ Jake Tapper, who was whining about how Obama started talking Tuesday before Hillary was done (hint: for the second straight week, she ignored the primary altogether, in … Continue reading

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Sick.

102° fever. Sick.

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The Day The Radio Died

A long, long time ago… I can still remember How that music used to make me smile. And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while. … Continue reading

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On, Wisconsin!

LIVE! It is astonishing to me that, as I have watched McCain and now Clinton’s speeches, that I am gripped with an intense sense of déjà vu.

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