I, your Wizard par ardua ad alta, am about to embark upon a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere. To confer, converse, and otherwise hobnob with my brother wizards. — The eponymous Wizard in The Wizard of Oz (MGM, 1939)
I am still mysteriously absent on hush-hush business. But fear not: today’s guest [...]
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Evidently you CAN fool some people all the time
Three Webrings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.
One Webring to rule them all,
One Webring to find them,
One Webring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.(with apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien)
his vorpal sword- My FlagWe live in a country where one political party has determined that UTTER opposition is the only prudent course, turning their backs on a system that has served our country for more than 235 years, since September 5, 1774, when the first Continental Congress met at Carpenters Hall in Philadelphia.
- Good RiddanceBecause the Aughts were the Decade of Fear: fear of terrorists, fear of surveillance, fear of swindlers -- from Enron to Blackwater -- fear of the Other: the "Jihadist," the "Muslim," the "Illegal Alien" the fear of the "terrorist cell." Some fears were justified. Others were not. And mostly we didn't fear things […]
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- Global WarningAmericans for Prosperity's and the Cato Institute's Boards of Directors have one and only one Venne Diagram overlap: David H. Koch.
- A Christmas Tale for the Rest of UsChristmas, Marshall thought, is a time when we all show our brotherly love by putting up with people we wouldn't waste a moment with at any other time of the year...
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Jabberwocky
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back."And, hast though slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
