The Mot That Never Bonned

OK. I’ve been waiting all night for some professional comedian to spout the obvious punchline. No dice.

Obama spoke today in front of a crowd in Berlin estimated at 200,000 (fig. 1). John McCain appeared in front of a  restaurant that serves bratwurst and fudge (fig. 2). Got that?
To paraphrase Mark Twain, who said that the [...]