Monthly Archives: February 2009

Quoth the Tweetie, Nevermore

The Craven
by Medgar Alien Schmoe

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Strictly from Commercial

Once upon a zeitgeist creepy, hardbit reporters got all weepy
Some quaint and curious malady had them weeping on the newsroom floor,
When suddenly in limited seating, my derriere it took a beating,
Forced away from winter heating, to sit upon the newsroom floor
Since I was bid enforced attention, I turned on my teeny text invention
Just some tweeting, nothing more.

Then, methunk, the air grew tenser, as the flopsweat  grew still denser Continue reading

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Rocky Mountain News, R.I.P.

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I bought this exact issue in 1969

Full disclosure: my first job was delivering the Denver Post — back when the great Patrick Oliphant was their political cartoonist — in Laramie, Wyoming, where the two Denver dailies — the Post and the Rocky Mountain News — competed with the Laramie Daily Boomerang (named after Bill Nye’s mule, who would untie himself and follow Nye into Laramie saloons). But, as I say, I delivered the Post.* (* Who still owe me a catcher’s mitt and a ten-color pen, with interest for selling subscriptions in their contest to go to Denver and see 2001 — A Space Odyssey at the Cinerama Dome, with hotel and accommodations courtesy of the Post. Pay up, welshers!)

I read the Rocky Mountain News, growing up. Not a lot. Well, actually a LOT, because I read voraciously and omnivorously, but never at the top of my reading list. Continue reading

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Cranky Pissers Attend Confab

Or, CPAC for short.

Today opens the Black Mass of American politics, as the post-Reagan Konservative movement meets to commiserate, castigate, crapulize (or whatever gets one crapulous), catatoniafy, collateralize, cogitate, curmudgificate, carp, complain, constipate, coagulate, and alliterate. (Or illiterate, which seems the tenor of most GOP carping these daze.)

In honor of that Konservative Konfabulation, here’s part of my virtual coverage from 2007. Dan Borchers is in the news again this year, having successfully pressed Connecticut’s Elections Enforcement Commission to investigate Ann Coulter for voting fraud — living in Manhattan, but voting at various times in Florida and Connecticut. Continue reading

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Bobby Jindal and the Minstrel Show

UPDATED … SEE BELOW

People misinterpreted our “chimp” cartoon, quoth Rupert Murdoch, because we didn’t have anybody in the (white) newsroom of the New York Post who could have noticed that Blacks might interpret the cartoon as racist.

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completely innocent NY Post cartoon with
my completely inoffensive recaptioning

It’s been in the news enough that you ought to have heard about it. Continue reading

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An Observation

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It seems that the only time that Republicans are in favor of “fiscal prudence” is when Democrats control the government.

Where was all this highfalutin’ rhetoric from 2000-2009?

Curiouser and curiouser.

(OK: not really.)

Courage.

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The Luddite Show with Jon Stewart

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Frankly, it was an embarrassment.  The Kindle II may well represent an important advance beyond killing trees for our literary needs. It has adjustable font sizes, and there are apocryphal tales that older readers  love them because pages are easier to turn (for arthritis sufferers) and EVERY book is suddenly a large print book (for just about anyone older than 40). Continue reading

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Return of the Killer Death Robots!

Not funny. Not funny at all. From Reuters:

Posted by: Sanjeev Miglani

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In a camouflaged trailer truck in the Nevada desert, a bank of computer screens shows live images of a mud-walled compound in Afghanistan, 8,000 miles away. Those pictures are coming from a Predator unmanned aircraft that you, hunched over the computer in the darkened room not far from Vegas, are flying remotely. Continue reading

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If global warming isn’t responsible for this, then what is?

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Better not to know what it means. But by all means, take precautions against fleas, ticks and bedbugs. It may be a rough spring.

Courage.

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Waiting for Interview

A friend of mine from the early Hollywood days is being interviewed tonight for her book, My Mother’s House.

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She’s on something called “Author’s WebTV” and is testing the waters of this brave new world. I was talking with another friend about the interview, and about the sad truth of the modern writing profession: you have to be not only a free-lance writer, but a free-lance publisher, publicist, promoter, prevaricator and proselytizer. Continue reading

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Ouija Bored and the Great Snarking

I sometimes wonder if people have actually lived before they shoot off their big mouths about living. Case in point: this afternoon, smart movie critic monkeys and Hollywood Muckymuck Insiders and NPR radio hosts confabulated a festival of assininity (or, dumbassery, if you prefer the portmanteau) about the Oscars®.

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Non-offensive cartoon

They began maundering about the Oscars as a “narrative” that Hollywood wants to tell. Maybe at a high metaphoric level, but no, I  lived in Hollywood for a decade and more, and, like every other voting event in the world, the results are surprising even to those trying to move the process. Continue reading

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Twice Through the Looking Glass

Michelle Malkin, the deranged Kewpie Doll from Hell™ is up to her old tricks, or, rather, up to old tricks she learned from the cradle on:

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click for Media Matters story

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