Monthly Archives: March 2009

I REALLY didn’t want to fight with anybody over anything. I’d had enough of schoolyard brawls back in Wyoming. But not these kids. Hell raisin’ was a national sport, and “manly” confrontations over meaningless issues of manly “honor” were considered very manly. Continue reading →

The official poem of the Bush Legacy Tour:

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings–nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much, Continue reading →

Democratic presidents have been in office for twelve years out of the past forty. Of those twelve years, SIX were squandered by Democratic congresses refusing, mulishly, to cooperate in the elephantine task of national governance… Continue reading →

Had yesterday’s post needed an exclamation point to finish it off, Gateway Pundit/Hoft has surely provided it. And, as the crown of “Turdman” has lain unworn for the past 24 hours, like a cheap tiara at a Miss Atlantic City competition, clearly it ought to be ceded to him. Continue reading →

1. The Legion of Flying Turds Origin Issue! Because the Legion of Doom was already taken. Same idea, but with significantly more malice and significantly less chutzpah. And yet, the Legion of Flying Turds share with various fictional super-villain confabulations … Continue reading →

I was actually looking for the Weather Channel when — to segue neatly from yesterday’s post (“Retards are Mad“) — Ann Coulter was on BookTV on CSPAN2, just starting. Oh, I could have showered or shaved, or even maintained my … Continue reading →

But for two days, brave journalists, afraid that the delicate sensibilities of imbeciles, droolers and retards, have savaged a self-deprecating joke about how Obama believes that his bowling looks like something out of the Special Olympics. Continue reading →

… who, with an IQ above the Special Olympics threshold is still listening? One would think that the LA Times would fire Malcolm, at least, for being such an AWFUL GOP tool, if that’s what they’ve hired him for. It’s one thing to be a GOP sockpuppet. Quite another to be such a BAD GOP sockpuppet. So, why doesn’t the LA Times fire Andrew Malcolm? Continue reading →

I won’t talk long here. I haven’t said anything much because there’s not much to say. That would add, I mean. We are rightfully enraged that the selfsame Wall Street tricksters who precipitated the worldwide economic meltdown just got $165 … Continue reading →

You know … Like Barry Manilow, the Osmonds or the Carpenters. Thank goodness it’s only one day a year. Courage.