Monthly Archives: March 2009

Locke and Load

His Corpulence, Rush Limbaugh struts and preens as the moronic debate rages — is Limbaugh the leader of the GOP? (Well, consider that if anyone else in the Greedy Oil Pederasts were insulted, they wouldn’t be forced to kiss the … Continue reading

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‘That Mountain We Call Rush’

I gotta agree, Mr. Breitbart. I mean, the Corpulent One’s speech was naught but sweetness and light. Why, for a brief flash of lucidity during my scrofulous liburul demonizing, I thought that I was watching a Shirley Temple movie. Continue reading

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Life in the Age of Stoopid

As Norman Schwarzkopf said during his first press conference following the cessation of the first Gulf War, someday, when I have the time, I’d like to try and diagram that sentence. As near as I can tell, John Kerry was brought up just so that KKKonservatives could boo a decorated military veteran and show what patriots these pricks all are. Continue reading

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