Not All Mad Dogs Get Licensed

I get mail. This viral hatred spews across the nation on a daily, hourly basis. So, let’s grab a poster-boy at random, and see who it is who’s defending us and our freedom from them commie Socialist wealth distributin’ furrniners …

Portrait of a Hater

from    ***
to    Hart Williams
date    Thu, Aug 27, 2009 at 12:36 PM
subject    Fw: The Great One

12:36 PM (1 hour ago)

Hart: take a look at this, would you?

From:
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:47:17 -0700
To:
Subject: Fw: The Great One

Dear ***: We received this from my brother in law and I was wondering if you could find out where it started from. “A pastor’s wife”, my fat behind! This is so bigoted it really ticks me off. Let me know if you can trace it to some white supremacist group.

Thanks , A Thoughtful Reader

—– Original Message —–
From:  Fake Name
To: Target Audience
Cc: etc.
Sent: Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Subject: Fw: The Great One

SAD, BUT TRUE.

How’s this for apocalyptic literature? This was written by a pastor’s wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is brilliant.

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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America , having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as “The One.” [...]

And following,  a particularly noxious anti-Obama hate screed follows, illustrated with professional-type graphics and photoshopping. The latest viral bit of political pornography from Planet Wingnuttia.

Wingnuttia? You ask. Isn’t that a little harsh?

Oh no. Not after you know about five minutes’ worth about the author. If he did not exist, I would have to invent him, probably for a “Oklahoma City” domestic terrorism crime thriller screenplay, but, I mean, this guy IS the archetype for them what goes postal:

I Googled this:

And Joe the plumber asked, ” Are you kidding me? You’re going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??

(Check out just how viral it’s become in the last 23 days by clicking here. 11,500 reprints, says the Google ‘bot.)

And it took us to this dyed-in-the-wool mega-wingnut barking moonbat loon:

THE AGE of INSANITY in SOCIETY, CALLED “THE ONE”

And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their work initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as “The One”.
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/3/2009

So, we click on

THE AGE of INSANITY in SOCIETY, CALLED “THE ONE”

At the top it says:

Posted by Dean A. Ayers
Lead Investigative Reporter
NationalDogPress ©
4 Aug 09

Gee. I didn’t even know that dogs could read, let alone have a press.

And, at the bottom, it says:

Dean A. Ayers
Written by Dean A. Ayers
Dean is a Lead Investigative Reporter for the NationalDogPress.com Headline News ©, and DogPress.org news press services.  -  Full profile

from one of his dog-investigating websites

Yes. The Wingnuttia has their OWN Ayers: The NationalDogPress’ lead investigative reporter — on dogs (??!?!?!?) — um, er, is also the proud author, recently of such posts as …

The Licensing of Tyranny in Dog Ownership
The erosion of our freedom to own dogs, pets and animals, rings true of the current political climate.
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 7/28/2009

Do Animal Control Authorities (dog Catchers) Have to Be Nincompoops?
Do Animal Control Services (sometimes misnamed as a “Humane Society)” enforce animal control duties thru tyranny without “due process” or justice or even a nuisance complaint?
By  Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/20/2009

Will Jesus Return to Save You, Your Dogs, Pets, or Animals from Tyranny?
What would it take to convince you that Jesus will return to earth during your lifetime? Would three fulfilled prophecies do it? Would five? Seven? Nine? How many?
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/14/2009

Your Pet Belongs to You, Not the Government
The erosion of our freedom to own dogs, pets and animals, rings true of the current political climate in the USA Today.
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/9/2009

Dog Disguising the Economic Downturn Spiral by Government Tyranny
Remember when the recession was supposed to be a good thing?
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/7/2009

Dogs Aren’t the Bad Guys; Animal Law Making People Are
Dogs have never been more a part of our lives than they are today. Even though nearly 45 million American homes have at least one canine family member.
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/15/2009

oh, and leave us not forget:

Reasons Why Americans Do Not Need Obama National Socialized Health Care
Succeed in spite of Washington DC, IDIOT’s approving Socialized health care “End of Life” decisions.
By Dean A. Ayers  |  Published 8/19/2009

So, who IS this loon?

“AFOSI “= Air Force Office of Special Investigations

Gladja asked:

Dean A. Ayers’ Home

Dean A. Ayers, is a prior United States Air Force Special Agent for the AFOSI. His duties included that of law enforcement specialist, criminal, fraud, and counter-intelligence. He was assigned to felony crimes in federal government, fraud, waste and abuse investigations of the military branches of service, and counter-intelligence in overseas locations. Dean was also a former Texas State Commissioned Alamo State Park Armed Ranger.

He is currently the Director, ‘Animals C.L.U.B.- Freedom’ United States National Organization and an Independent  ‘Lead Investigative Reporter’ for NationalDogPress News © and DogPress.org news press services.

http://AnimalsClubFreedom.org/

http://NationalDogPress.com/

And he’s got pictures of all his kids up on the site. His three four teenage daughters and his teenage son.

The son, evidently, is the one on the right

Ain’t that sweet?

Now, as regards whether he’s a “White Supremacist” or just a wingnut deluxe, well, I don’t know. He lives in Iowa. I hope that he’s not a particularly influential citizen within the state.

Here’s one of the illustrations that came forwarded with MY copy of his hate screed. It DEFINITELY is racist:

Tap-dancing Obama, courtesy of “a minister’s wife”

Whether this would have been approved of by Wingnut McCrazypants, I don’t know, because the guy is, frankly, scary. He reproduces his AIR FORCE POLICE badge, so you know that he’s a Bad Dude, and You Shouldn’t Oughta Mess With Him:

Park Ranger and Special Agent

And further down his homepage, this bit of “hilarious” satire:

SPEAKING OF RAISING OUR CHILDREN:

A MESSAGE TO GOD – AND WE THE PEOPLE – ABOUT OUR KIDS -

Dear God:

Why didn’t you save the school children at
Virginia Tech
Amish Country, PA
Columbine High School
Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96
Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97
Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97
West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97
Stam P, Arkansas 12/15/97
Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98
Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98
Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98
Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98
Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98
Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99
Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99
Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99
Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99
Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99
Santee, California 3/ 5/01
El Cajon, California 3/22/01
Sincerely,
Concerned Student

Reply:
Dear Concerned Student:
I am not allowed in schools.
Sincerely,
God

(which goes and on and on and on, but you get the point:

Great to know that Ayers is allegedly an ex-cop

Clearly, liberals in government are stronger than God.
[Note: this is a parenthetical aside]

Why this is, we never find out, but rather than trying to help God get stronger — perhaps put him on a weight training regimen, and those Royal Canadian Air Force Aerobics, a high fiber diet and, who knows? perhaps even steroids, so that he can muscle his way into schools to stop killings — our Wingnut Deluxe castigates those awful liberals for keeping God out.

I don’t know WHO worships such a pussy God, but, evidently, our ex-Air Force Cop and ex-Park Ranger does. I can see why such an excessive need for macho must needs be present, however. If your God can’t even get into one elementary school, you’d better be able to manfully defend yourself. He ain’t a-gonna be much help in a slugfest. Just sayin’.)

If ONLY prayer had been allowed in public schools, I wouldn’t have had to live through the Springfield, Oregon Thurston High School killings and its aftermath in my community.  I live just across the river.

Great to know.

Schmuck.

Did I mention that he runs 20 websites and 15 blogs? It’s right there on the homepage. With links to each.

Barney the Dinosaur meets Ayn Rand

So, is he a White Supremacist, or just his very own kind of scary kind of barking moonbat? Take a look at this, and let’s see:

(scroll to bottom of posting)
Side Note by Dean A. Ayers, Director, AnimalsClubFreedom.org:

I Demand an Apology for Michael Savage or Ban ME TOO in the UK!

Until this outrageous propaganda promotion of Our US National Hero, Michael Savage being banned from the UK, I actually considered the UK a special friend. Now the government of the UK has PROVEN you are the enemy, promoting our USA National Hero, Michael Savage as a danger, by banning him from your country. You have OFFENDED me as an American, and I DEMAND to ALSO BE BANNED from theUK, to stand by MY HERO, Michael Savage. I will not rest or stop promoting the BOYCOTT of the UK until this fraud of a UK government apologizes in public to Michael Savage and all of America. http://AnimalsClubFreedom.org/

Dean A. Ayers
“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

http://AnimalsClubFreedom.us/

Seriously: “Our US National Hero, Michael Savage.”  Still don’t know if that makes him a white supremacist. (He may not know that Michael “Savage” Weiner is Jewish.)

And then THIS piece of unreconstructed ignorance:

“United States Officially Certified Site“

Really? I thought .us was a top-level domain like dot com or dot org or dot biz  (like my old LC4K.us, which stood for “Lane County for Kerry dot US,”  and cost me $7.95 to register). Gee. He’s either ignorant, or a con-man.

At this point, it’s hard to believe it’s not Onion-style parody. But it isn’t. (He’s even quoted by other wingnuts quoting wingnuts.)

The fact that Ayers repeats this so much online suggests that he’s protesting TOO much (it immediately follows the “Officially Certified” bit of persiflage):

Dean A. Ayers is a prior United States Air Force Special Agent for the AFOSI. His duties included that of law enforcement specialist, criminal, fraud, and counter-intelligence. He was assigned to felony crimes in federal government, fraud, waste and abuse investigations of the military branches of service, and counter-intelligence in overseas locations. Dean was also a former Texas State Commissioned Alamo State Park Armed Ranger.

Woof.

And, as sad and seemingly sick as this guy is, those who gladly pass it on are the ones saying “me too!” No wonder they call themselves “dittoheads.”

Courage.

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UPDATE 1: I should’na kept fact checking after I posted. Ayers may take credit on his blog, but …

I’m wrong. Ayers doesn’t seem to be the author of the post.

Kinda sad that he would leave the very clear impression that he wrote it. Wingnut? Yes. Plagiarist? Perhaps. Author of the post in question? I don’t think so.

UPDATE 2:

I’m trying to track it down. It seems to have been e-mailed to various top-level wingnuts around May 25th.

Currently, my earliest tracking is May 25, 2009. More to come.

Ironically — or perhaps iconically — does it really matter who wove together this dextrous bit of sinister innuendo and nonsense? It’s been posted on Stormwatch™ the neo-Nazi site (and home of David Duke), and it’s been posted on Greta van Sustern’as Faux Nooz™ site.

In this case, silence equals assent, and passing it on via email equals complicity.

He IS the poster-boy of the new angry GOP.

Sad to say.

UPDATE 3 (final):

The earliest of this version post I find is April 7, 2009, or Tuesday before Good Friday, which ought to tell you where these slime-monkeys have come from.

It was meant as an EASTER smear. (Praise the Lord.)

The “Anonymous Pastor’s wife” garbage seems to be there from the beginning. But, like many of these anonymous smears, it appears to have been professionally generated as part of an intentional back door effort to de-legitimize a legitimate, elected-by-a-clear-majority president, just as they used it to legitimize their illegitimate “president,” George the Dumber.

How is it that they are such “Christians” and “Freedom lovers” but have set father against daughter, brother against brother and friend against friend?

That spits in the face of Christian teaching and the self-rule of a constitutional republic. Of course, they’re defending insurance companies’ “right” to deny medical treatment and coverage to millions of Americans, so I guess we can all see what “patriots” they are.

Like our dog-lover.