I Am Glenn Beck

Not by choice. Memeorandum‘s automated filters “assigned” me as such.

I think I fwow up now.

Not only does the prick lead a high tech lynching, then the SOB steals my damned blog, and I’m not happy about it. 

In fact, I think it’s time that I fought back. I think it’s time that YOU fought back.

Republicans defend war criminals.

Democrats only defend perfect and spotless Democrats, and not even then, generally.

The comments by Democrats and “Liberals” all over the blogosphere today are living proof of that.

The absurd notion that unless we are “perfect” in terms of our hypocrisy we can’t attack the worst hypocrites on the planet — the treasonous Rethuglikkkans — is offered as some idiotic excuse. Since WHEN has anybody ever been perfect, and since WHEN even IF they were, would that “win” the debate?

Never.

Bully

The Rethugs don’t let inconsistency bug them. Why Van Jones called the Republicans “assholes”! GASP!!!!

Pussy

But Dick Cheney tells Pat Leahy to “go fuck yourself” on the floor of the US Senate and no one says a meaningful word. Oh, we “tch tch” but it bothered them not a gnat’s wingwind in their forward progress. There’s a goddamn genius comment on John Cole’s Balloon Juice that I wish I’d come up with, from ‘General Winfield Stuck’ (if that IS his real name):

In order to have a democratic country, the vast majority of citizens have to consent to be governed sometimes by those with whom they disagree. In this case, one half of the country seemingly has left that covenant, and taking back half a country is taking back no country at all.

No: Now it’s THEIR president and OUR president, and any time any leftie “sins” are brought up, we shut up and whimper. But when rightie sins are out there in the open, we play Jeeeeeeeezus and say “let we who have not sinned cast the first spitball.” And never fight back.

Bullies and Pussies

No one calls them on it in THIS debate, and meanwhile, somehow it’s OBAMA’s fault that the Rethugs just concluded “a high tech lynching” to use Clarence “Me Too!” Thomas’ formulation.

When I was growing up in Wyoming, we had a term for that (which comes from the Latin root, and not the Germanic root universally used in European slang for the vulva):

Pussies. God damned lily-livered pussies.

America’s Pussy-in-Chief
the coward Rush Limbaugh
who won’t have a fair debate
because he invariably gets
his ass kicked in fair fights

You have got to fight for what you believe in at times, even if what you believe in is non-violence. Gandhi went to death’s door several times. But he didn’t blame his followers for not being “perfect.” He didn’t ever switch his focus from the British. Nor did he hate them.

But he beat them. And no one would ever call him a pussy.

NOT a pussy

If we do not take back our country, we will be the ones who are taken. We prissify, and namby-pamby, while they’re taking entire heads (never mind the scalps) and wonder why it still seems like Dubya is in the White House and the Rethugs control the Senate.

And that is the reason that they have continually won for 29 years, and why Democrats remain Washington DC’s number one invertebrate species.

NOT a pussy

Man up or shut up, but don’t give me that bullshit that we can only defend “perfect” Democrats, because we’ll be waiting from now until Doomsday for a chance to fight.

This country has been run by bullies for the last 29 years. And, the “non-pussies” were last seen in 1968, so make it an even 40 years of Nixonian thuggery. You ain’t gonna stop bullies by kowtowing to them.

“Ohhhh, scary Republicans: we’re SO SORRY that we hit you in the knee with our balls!”

Fucking pussies.

NOT a pussy, but would
be a Democrat today, because
NOT a bully, either

Oh, and it turns out the Kansas City Star “editorial page columnist” Yael (who can’t even spell “Yale” I guess) IS a Rightie asshole. To wit(less):

Glenn Beck’s victory for conservative America
By Yael T. Abouhalkah,
Kansas City Star Editorial Page columnist

Face it, Glenn Beck won a big victory for conservative America with the resignation of Van Jones.

Republicans and other critics of President Barack Obama were definitely in a celebrating mood Sunday.

Beck had attacked Jones, a special adviser on green jobs to Obama, on the air since late July. The name calling by the radio shock jock eventually paid off.

Others in the media started paying attention, and Jones’ February statement that Republicans are “assholes” brought him lots of negative attention.

Beck kept up the pressure, and the mainstream media reported on it. As a result, Jones couldn’t really muster any effective counter-attack. He had made mistakes, tried to apologize for them but was too late.

The end result: Jones’ resignation is a big victory for the right wing, whose members have been criticizing Obama on all sorts of issues since he took office in January.

Submitted by Yael T. Abouhalkah on September 6, 2009 – 6:11pm.

Pussy

You note how he’s in that “Andrew Malcolm” school of pushing his nutcase agenda right to the edge of actually saying it. He’s left just enough ambiguity in his little valentine-from-hell to keep his job and claim he’s a “journalist.”

Kinda like bully AND pussy Glenn Beck claims to be an “American” and a  “human.”

Except that now, according to Memeorandum, I’m Glenn Beck.

NOT a pussy

Or maybe they got that one a little wrong.

Courage.