Clearly Windoze™ 7 was not my idea. How do I know this?

I know this because I can count.
Windows 3.1 = 3 (duh!)
Windows 95 = 4
Windows 98 = 5
Windows ME or 2000 = 6 (perhaps some debate)
Windows XP = either 6 or 7
Windows Vista = either 7 or 8
Windows 7 = Windows 8 or 9.
Which has to be the sorriest commentary on the state of computing that I’ve ever heard. Or else the Borg™* version of Windows®: Windoze Seven of Eight or Seven of Nine.
[* From Star Trek™ TNG.]
Who could ever have imagined that the operating system for that glorified abacus we call the “personal computer” wouldn’t pass the abacus check for its name?

I look forward to your rationalizations, Gentle Reader.
Courage.



























Dude……your random blatherings on this site are horrible. I have no idea what point you are trying to make. Are you just blogging about your feelings as a way of self expression to demonstrate that you are a complete pussy? Maybe one day your balls will drop and you might find something better to do than write in your virtual diary. People like you are what is killing this country. you sit on the sidelines and bitch but don’t do a damn thing to fix anything. Get the fuck off of my internet you communist.
http://arthurshall.com/
Mr. Williams replies: YOUR internet? Really?
Previous poster,
I’m sure you got up on the wrong side of the bed today, or is it that you’re always such a POS? Mr. Williams never asked, doesn’t need to ask, and never will ask for YOUR permission on what to post on his own darn blog. You really don’t have to post here at all. Nowhere on this blog have I ever seen/read that Mr. Williams is a communist, but if he is, what is it to you? Will your entire world coming crashing down at your feet because someone IS a communist living in America? How insecure and immature you appear to be. FYI, I AM a socialist and a patriotic American. One’s political ideology does not make one disloyal or an enemy of the state.
Mr. Williams,
I’ve had computers/laptops with each of the systems you identify in your post, and they all have issues. I bought a laptop in September of this year with Windows Vista and after using it over the past few months, I wish I’d bought a mac. It is not the best operating system (it has Windows 7).
Well, computers work and then they don’t. I’m an agnostic on the Mac v. Wintel religious question. And I very much appreciate your defense to the dumbass.
Arthur’s Hall: Obviously written by someone with an advanced (and therefore terminal) case of penis envy. Real men don’t have to boast about it.
Indeed, Phil. Real men eat all the quiche that they feel like. It’s this pseudo-macho bullshit that’s put us in two asinine wars and bankrupted us. But there’s hope. Ted Nugent was elected a vice president of the NRA. That sure as hell makes me sleep easier at night.