Monthly Archives: January 2010

Salinger Dead, Caulfield at Rest

I do not know why Mark David Chapman and Arthur Bremer were so obsessed with Catcher in the Rye, nor why it was consistently among the top ten most censored books in America. But there you have it. Continue reading

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Why I Initially Backed John Edwards: Nukes

If we don’t want the terrorists getting their hands on nuclear materials (and we’ve shown that a “dirty” bomb is effective, too, you don’t need fissionable or fissile material in quantity sufficient to make an IAD — Improvised Atomic Device — to be a nuclear terrorist), then WHY THE HELL DO WE WANT TO BUILD MORE NUCLEAR PLANTS? Continue reading

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Some REAL Astroturf in Oregon

You don’t think that the Oregon Republican Party is engaged in a stealth campaign to undo the Democratic majority in the Legislature do you? [...] Gee. That would be tantamount to treason: sneaking off after the legislative session and trying to exercise a “stealth” veto over the budget, aided and abetted by the biggest businesses in Oregon, wouldn’t it? Perish the thought. Continue reading

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Robo-Sockpuppets Behave As Predicted

Of course, since it’s a COMPLETELY FAKE INTERVIEW, I guess we ought to take it with a grain of salt. Although that probably won’t stop Hannity, Malkin or WorldNutDaily. They DO have their journalistic standards to adhere to, after all. Continue reading

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Sockpuppets Confused About Astroturf

Yes, Virginia, the Brownshirts of the Reichght, that bunch of happy blogswarmers, are off on another “Private Beauchamp” witch-hunt.
Only it’s not “astroturf” they’re looking for. They’re looking for a “sockpuppet.” What is a sockpuppet? It’s someone who … Continue reading

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The Battle of the Little Greenhorn

City slickers like J.D. “Little Rush” Hayworth. Who could not understand why all the little Navajo women would bury their faces in their hands as Little Rush approached them. Were they sobbing? He couldn’t understand what was going on.
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That Tedious, Predictable Earthquake Metaphor

I’ve sat up all night, just kind of blankly processing the sudden collapse of a political reality in which President Obama could propose tougher banking regulations in the morning, and be subject to the unlimited economic wrath of those selfsame banks by that NIGHT… Continue reading

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The Alter Boys Strike Again

Because when I began this blog as a campaign blog, as a protest blog against an Oregon political system utterly corrupted by PAC and special interest money — my big opponent was funded 92% by out of district union funds — and I saw first hand how money translates virtually dollar for dollar into votes? (… as I saw then and have seen ever since, cash = votes in an utterly predictable manner 99.44% of the time.) Continue reading

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@ Treason

These are the people who believe that roads build and maintain themselves, that schools don’t matter, that nobody needs “free” health care, because, hey, “I got everything I got from hard work and nobody gave me nothing,” like Idiot poster-moron Craig T. Nelson:”I’ve been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? No. No.”
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Then and Now

In the wake of Watergate, Massachusetts sneered that they were the only state (with D.C.) that voted for McGovern. And rubbed it in with a bumper sticker seen everywhere in the Bay State. So, I guess fair’s fair. Continue reading

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The Weather in Cloudcuckooland

But consider the long and bad history of blacks in Utah, and consider the extraordinarily small number of black skiers. And consider the sleaziness of a state that would turn their license plates into an involuntary plug for its nascent ski industry (with ties, of course, to the Church), and then listen to how horrific that yawp is … Continue reading

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