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Evidently you CAN fool some people all the time
Three Webrings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.
One Webring to rule them all,
One Webring to find them,
One Webring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
In the Red States where the Shadows lie.(with apologies to J.R.R. Tolkien)
his vorpal sword- Religious Freedom and God’s Own PerfidyAnd yet their God is the worst abortionist of all: one in four human pregnancies ends in spontaneous abortion. Continue reading →
- Foster Friess and the Famestream FeediaFoster and his buddies stole our tent, as bettors who contributed nothing whatsoever to an economy they've bled white. Continue reading →
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- The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats (redux)The Democratic Party, on the other hand, behaves as a dandelion behaves: chaotic, self-conflicted, no rhyme or reason, floating on the breezes of fad and fashion, but it succeeds from sheer strength of (ofttimes stupid) numbers. Continue reading →
- If Patrick Henry Had Been Born A WomanSorry it's mostly visual, but it IS about women. Continue reading →
- An Immodest ProposalI am not a woman, obviously, but if the women of America could hold out for six months, this Conservative notion that all women are brood mares, instantaneously subjugated by any successful sperm that enters their bodies -- by whatever means, and now even to be denied birth control ... Continue reading →
- Public Employee Spreads Hate on Taxpayers’ DimeA line has been crossed that I have to point out to the taxpayers of Michigan, who just paid to have me called a Nazi. I might have shined it on, but it is precisely tolerating this kind of savage intolerance that has produced the political climate that ALL Americans -- save for a few agitators never so happy as when they're playing "let's you […]
- That’s Amor, Eh?As the arrow of desire strikes us, we become the slave of our desires, and, as any soap opera viewer knows, this completely screws up our lives. Continue reading →
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Jabberwocky
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood a while in thought.And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!One, two! One, two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back."And, hast though slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
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