Daily Archives: 31 May 2011

Freedom of Suppress

Seldom has the “free press” of our First Amendment been so cowed, so submissive, so ultimately disdainful of the consumers of news to whom they owe their very existence.

We begin with the Princess of Moosylvania’s Tragical History Tour.

Conceived as a project to follow up Sgt. McCain’s Lonely Farts Club Band, and following the tragic death of their manager, their mentor, “Republican Principles,” the public relations team scripting Mooselini’s P.T. Barnum stunts has decided that pissing on the “free press” is the way to go, and is not telling anybody where her Magic Bus is going, to whip up interest, and then publishing on her SarahPAC website and via Facebook. Continue reading


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