Hey, I’m Rooting for Oregon in the Rose Bowl, but …

But this is just a bit too weirdly pagan totemic Star Wars comic book bizarro for me …

Nike’s new, announced Oregon uniforms from their press release

This is football, kids.

Not some Tibetan mandala of the Wrathful Deities.

And that little hand-signal happens to be the sign language version of “vagina.” 

The “O” in the center turns out to have unintended implications.

(I wonder if there’s a “G” emblazoned below the belt?  That would pretty much complete the archetypal symbolism.)

We have, then, a wrathful vagina demigod, perhaps dentata.

Or, could be Ginzu® knives.

I’m confused.

It’s just a football game, gang. Keep repeating that until it sinks in.

Translation: Sex party!

We call it “mantra yoga.”

Courage.