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That “plop” was good for the nation, but, bad for me, I’m stuck living here with him coming back to his governorship. He’s already run us on a reef, very similar to what that ship captain did. I sure wish that we had a law requiring people in office to resign before running for another. Hey, if you don’t want the job you ran for, and were elected to, resign, and go for the one you do want. Nah, never happen, too sensible.