Rupert’s Remoras Can’t Let Go

Pouty Rupes Klunks Keith
(UK Tabloid slime sans teeth) 

Or maybe Rupert can’t stand that Keith Olbermann actually called him for the swine that he is.

Listen to this from the vile New York Post, run by Rupert’s character assassins from the UK (perhaps on the lam, or, perhaps, merely deported for excessive lameness). By the Page Six columnist, whoever or whatever their moniker (craptastic prose EMPHASIZED):