The Daily Caller Gun Giveaway Week 11: Find Our Hacker [emphasis added]
The Daily Caller will be giving away one gun per week until Election Day: November 6, 2012.
The FMK 9C1 is an American-made high capacity 9mm designed by Jim Pontillo and manufactured in California. Each gun is engraved with the Bill of Rights.
It’s time for Week 11 of The Daily Caller Gun Giveaway. This week we are fired up and asking for your help. As you may have seen, our site was hacked recently. There were some extremely inappropriate ads placed on our homepage, and Google therefore had us listed as an “unsafe site” for much of the day. All of you know that nothing could be further from the truth: The Daily Caller is a safe site, and always will be.
We want to find out who did it and hold them responsible. So for Weeks 11 and 12 we have a joint two-part gun giveaway offer.
First, if you’re the first person to find our hacker and turn his name over to us, we’ll give you a gun. We realize this may seem like a daunting task, but we believe it can be done. Entering is easy – just answer the questions below regarding your cyber skills…
Here’s what “aspirin knees” Friess had to say to The Washington Post about his multi-million-dollar bankrolling of failed journalist Tucker Carlson and former Cheney chief of staff and Jackson Hole, Wyoming neighbor Neil Patel’s “The Daily Caller“:
“Tucker and Neil present a huge opportunity to re-introduce civility to our political discourse. They are mature, sensible men who are very thoughtful and experienced with pleasant senses of humor and do not take themselves too seriously. They want to make a contribution to the dialogue that occurs in our country that has become too antagonistic, nasty and hostile. . . .
Giving away a gun as a bounty to find a hacker? Responding to “hard core porn” ads (the “hacking”) with a gun? How psycho-sexually sick is that?
(And I will not speculate here about what that says about the Daily Caller’s collective need to compensate for small penis size.)
But perfectly in keeping with a Delaware stock broker who retires to Millionaire Acres in Wyoming and then pretends to be a “cowboy,” complete with professional, paid stooges running his “Campfire” blog (usually just as truth-challenged and hate-driven as The Daily Caller).
Being rich means you get to pretend to be Gene Autry
and nobody calls you out on your infantilism
(Official Friess website photo: ”The Man Atop the Horse”)
I don’t really have to go into all the reasons why this is not some juvenile prank from alleged poacher Tucker Carlson and his band of hate-filled typists.
Nor do I have to explain WHY Foster Friess’ Lady MacBeth “but I just completely bankroll them, I don’t exercise any editorial input” is slightly more offensive than what comes out of the south end of a north-bound horse.
I just say this:
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Tucker melts down (yet again)
There will be blood.
Sad to say.