The Zillionaire fake cowboy/Christian
from his mansion in Jackson Hole
Here’s Foster Friess telling the Washington Post why he dropped $3 million to initially fund The Daily Caller [emphasis added]:
“Tucker [Carlson] and Neil [Patel, former Cheney Chief of Staff and Jackson Hole neighbor to Cheney and Friess] present a huge opportunity to re-introduce civility to our political discourse. They are mature, sensible men who are very thoughtful and experienced with pleasant senses of humor and do not take themselves too seriously. They want to make a contribution to the dialogue that occurs in our country that has become too antagonistic, nasty and hostile. . . .
Friess has since dumped seven more figures on the attack dog website. Last week, I told you how they were giving away free guns as a “bounty” for finding the hacker who added porn ads to their site. This week?
New Urban Dictionary entry pegs Harry Reid as child molester
David Martosko / The Daily Caller
The high-stakes political battle between Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has taken a new turn, and it’s as ugly as Jerry Sandusky’s future. — The Urban Dictionary …
The only problem is that ANYBODY can write a “definition” on The Urban Dictionary. This is obviously some right wing snarking to “get even” for Dan Savage’s “Santorum” daffynition:
Tucker’s accustomed place
in his alleged school days
449 [thumbs] up, 55 [thumbs] down
An unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.
Named for Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) after an explosion of reports surfaced online and on the airwaves, that Senate is a serial pederast. The outlets reporting the allegations all protected the anonymity of their sources, and no one knows if the allegations are true, but they’re out there. A spokesperson for Reid declined to deny them.
Jerry’s not someone we want to hire. He’s got a Harry Reid a mile long. The allegations are out there, so the burden of proof is on him to refute them.
Becky, I think you should stop seeing Connor. He’s never going to get a clean slate with that Harry Reid of his no matter what the dna tests say about the santorum found in the victim’s underwear.
HR sent us the Harry Reid on Tom. I don’t see any proof, but where there’s pederasty smoke, there’s usually pederasty fire.
[tags] criminal record pederasty pedophilia rap sheet sex offender
by JohnnyBeGoodXIV Aug 5, 2012
High-larious! (Didja use the Ronnie Ray-Gun bong? Or was this from the Joe McCarthy bong?)
Awww. Anybody care to lay bets that David Martosko or some other Daily Caller hebephrene is the author?
Didn’t think so.
Lookie! More Foster cash for our gutter ravings!
The Urban Dictionary has LOWER standards than Wikipedia, as far as what gets checked or accepted. Take my word on this one.
This is the “civility” that Foster Friess does his “Jesus is my CEO” BS dance to. This is “Christian charity” and “civil public discourse” on the dime of Mr. Holier-Than-Thou and “I loves me some Jesus” chest-thumper. Keep it classy, Foster. We can all see how Christlike you are from your checkbook’s “fruits.”
But don’t be surprised if we laugh our asses off when you start lecturing us on “morality,” and “civility.”
Another one of those stories that I was first to report (6 Jan 2012),
but was ignored by the selfsame “pundits” wh0 can’t
seem to connect Foster Friess with The Daily Caller
Even if this WASN’T written by a Daily Caller staffer (probability > 0), this is the same bunch who bought the domain name “Keith Olbermann dot com” so that Tucker could giggle like a naughty schoolgirl about how if you wrote to Keith@KeithOlbermann.com, you’d get HIM.
That’s just SOOOOO hilarious, cutting-edge and satirical.
In a pig’s eye.
No wonder these guys can’t find the hacker. From the evidence, they couldn’t find their own asses with a flashlight and a map.
Whatever it is, it’s not actually journalism, nor credible, nor even cleverer than a legal idiot could come up with an afternoon. (Sorry, don’t know the PC term for ‘retarded’ — which was originally an euphemism, but has, itself, become tainted — but I’ve seen the commercials. Some reader might enlighten me as to what the current correct lingo is these days.)
If this is what Foster’s paying his cash for to return “civility” to public discourse, he’s a lot luckier and a lot less competent than he believes himself to be.
And the Daily Caller? I’d say “keep it classy” but they clearly don’t have any notion as to what “classy” is, so why bother?
Foster Friess/Tucker Carlson/Neil Patel/Dick Cheney: The very “definition” of civility.
Well, at least we all got a laugh about it.
Here’s a Bible verse for ya, Foster. Obviously you skipped this part (Matthew 25, KJV):
Foster’s fake cowboy Jesus
31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:
32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:
36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.
37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?
38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?
39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?
40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:
43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.
44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.
46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.
Next up, Tucker and Foster’s favorite positions and tips on how to have sex with a goat.