Karl Rove is full of it. But we never realized JUST how full of it Mr. “Yellowcake” actually was. Listen:
Rove: Obama’s Biggest Opponent Is the Truth
Voters expect Mitt Romney to blow the whistle in the debates.
By KARL ROVE
The Wall Street JournalWhen George Stephanopoulos asked Mitt Romney in a Sept. 14 “Good Morning America” interview what he’s learned about President Obama as a debater, the former Massachusetts governor replied, “I think he’s going to say a lot of things that aren’t accurate.”
If Mr. Obama’s debate performance mirrors his campaign, Mr. Romney’s prediction will be dead on. To get a sense of how comprehensive the president’s assault on the truth has been, consider some of his false claims in recent speeches and ads….
Right. And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is actually the Mahatma Gandhi; the invasion of Iraq was like totally justified; Mark Twain isn’t funny and mice love cats.
Mitt Romney as fact-checker? As Rachel Maddow and her blogger Steve Benin have documented in exhaustive, empirical, verifiable manner, Mitt Romney is an outrageous liar, and his campaign has refused to correct their lies, even when blatant and roundly debunked by independent fact checkers of all political persuasions.
And then Mitt Romney claims that his staff always corrects such errors, yet another outrageous lie.
But he’s the defender of the truth? The fact checker to that lyin’ Obama?
Jeebus, Rupert. I don’t know how stoopid you really think the American people are (and y0ur contempt for them fairly oozes from its Cthulhu origins), but giving Karl Rove an untrammeled forum in your newspaper and your cable “news” channel AS THOUGH he weren’t involved in this election up to his ears would require a completely comatose audience NOT to see what a vile and satanic pack of liars and enablers you have on your payroll.
This doesn’t pass the “smell test” — and you might as well pinch your nose in advance because of where Karl pulled it out of.
Hint, it’s eponymous with not merely a human anatomical feature, but with Karl himself.
Helpful suggestion to Rove: shove it back up there.
You’re welcome.
Courage.
If Karl can shove it back from where it came from I hope he plugs it with a stick of TNT. I’d be happy to light his way to hell. That’s the nearest I’d ever want to be to someone like him.
Nothing like a C5 suppository to remove constipation and clear the mind. And it’s great for the sinuses in cold and flu season. I recommend he try it.
My fondest hope it that on Nov 7th when our President is reelected Rove will feel like an impotent sperm doner…
I have a feeling that’s what drove him into politics.
Hm. If Rove *is* an asshole, and *has* an asshole to pull “facts” out of, then that would imply some sort of recursive toroidal topology heretofore unknown to mathematicians… quickly, call MIT!
He has moebius hemorrhoids.