No one’s ever heard it forward, of course, but I had an excuse to reuse this illustration (recycling for the environment, you know) and the Wasilla Hillbilly decided to hold an “exclusive” interview with Dead Breitbart media, to prove that they’re not BOTH irrelevant political corpses that are best kept downwind to avoid the stench.
Thousands of dollars in silk underwear, lingerie and
boxer shorts for Todd were bought by the RNC for
the Wasilla Hillbillies in 2008. No one has ever explained
what happened to these non-charitably donatable items.
In my research for the film I made on Governor Palin, The Undefeated, I was constantly amazed at the anti-establishment stands she took at every step in her rise to power…
That last sentence ought to conclude “-ful olfactory assault.”
All right. The three question interview by the sycophant isn’t exactly Woodward and Bernstein. More like the Berenstein Bears, if said bears were delusional, clueless and as psychotic as Nero in hip waders.
No distortion here. She really IS that crazy
I’ll just start with part of one question, and leave the other two to abnormal psychologists everywhere:
2. Where do you think the country stands at the beginning of the President’s 2nd term?
Before the November election I wrote that we all know what Obama’s second term will look like because we’ve seen his first. I said: “We know what we will get from a second Obama term. We will get the same failed policies. We will get Obamacare locked into law. We will get a debt crisis. We will get more inflation and higher gas prices. We will get tax increases. We will get fewer jobs. We will get more small businesses collapsing under the weight of higher taxes and unfair regulation. We will get more corruption and crony capitalism favoring the Obama administration’s friends. We will get less domestic energy development and increased dependence on terrorist sponsoring foreign regimes for our energy needs. We will get a ‘blame America first’ foreign policy that bows to our enemies and snubs our friends like Israel and leaves America and the world less safe. We will get less opportunity and security for ourselves and for our children.”
Every statement here is false. Or, to be more explicit:
Every single, solitary statement of ‘fact’ is demonstrably a delusional, psychotic lie.
Murderous GOP clowns
But my life’s too short and precious to act as a fact checker for the monster from the moosey moors.
And the closest that Sarah Palin comes to John Paul Jones is when she shoves her husband’s old Led Zeppelin tape into the 8-track in their pickup truck.
Still, remaining within the circle of fawning sycophants to cluelessly claim that she’s still “relevant” is a clear indication of just how IRRELEVANT she has become and remains.
Here’s the kicker:
As far as long-term plans, the door is wide open. I know the country needs more truth-telling in the media, and I’m willing to do that. So, we shall see. And always in the center of it all I have an awesome, full, exciting, and large family living in a very unique part of America that keeps me hopping! I love it!
Evidently Mooselini is either a frog or a rabbit these days (after proving that she didn’t know squat about hunting on The Discovery Channel).
Uh, Miss Junior Miss South Carolina called, Sarah, and she wants her idiocy back.
Kind of oxymoronic to claim in a (mercifully short) interview of High Dumbassitude that you’re willing to “speak truth” when there isn’t a single statement of truthfulness or fact in the entire Surreal Box.
The endlessly repeated masturbation fantasies of “trickle down” etcetera have become mindless clichés to be repeated whenever the Little Orphan Ronnie Rangers get together and pull out their Secret Decoder Rings. But, like in “A Christmas Story,” it’s only a crummy commercial.
I’ve been to Wasilla and it’s just a friggin’ suburb, with giant Fred Meyer and WalMart, shopping malls, every fast food franchise you can imagine and two Blockbuster Videos. This whole nonsense that she’s some “country girl” is just that: nonsense. Stupid, yes. Arrogant, yes.
Remember: I’ve tracked Caribou Barbie in her native habitat.
Palin’s “Caribou Curtain” fence in Wasilla (photo by author)
Just another fake cowboy in John or Jane Wayne drag. See the “North To Alaska” series from 2012, including all the photos we took.
The Palin Utter Confidence in Abject Cluelessness™ remains untouched by events.
(Although, as my people in the Midwest might say, she seems less “touched in the head” than by the “konservative angels of her bitter nature.” She is a creature of her environs, crazy secessionist, libertarian Jesus-hates-what-you-do Republicanism. Funny that none of them know how to read hurricanes anymore, as two have hit RNC conventions in recent years, and two in this electoral cycle, if ever there were a Hand of God writing in Fiery Letters on the Wall, that would have to mean something, even if it were inconvenient. The sorrow is that she represents a great mass of angry, clueless people with guns, and I fear they will start using them any day, until I realize that since Sandy H0ok/Newtown, we have been averaging 18 gun deaths a DAY in the US, and in all that gore, who could filter actual secessionist violence from the background noise?)
No: She’s moved from the Big Tent to the sideshow tents along with all the other freak acts that have peaked. She will be around the carnival, but not on center stage again. That’s the moment that we’re noting here.
But shouldn’t be allowed to breed
Try your luck: three beanbags for a dollar. Win a prize.