In perhaps the least surprising scandal in human history,
House investigating whether Trump lied to Mueller
Katelyn Polantz / CNN
Washington (CNN) The House of Representatives is now investigating whether President Donald Trump lied to special counsel Robert Mueller in written answers he provided in the Russia investigation, the House’s general counsel said in federal court Monday….
Donald J. (as in “Judas”) Trump lied to the Mueller investigators, under oath?
I eagerly await the inevitable response.
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Or something like that.
Congress to the rescue!